Deported to America

Yes you read right...to America...not from America. Yesterday when we arrived we all had to go through this massive protocol of filling out basically an immigration form as well as the sign-in book. That required our passport and visa numbers. The dude at the immigration desk at Delhi airport did not even check my visa (meaning I can enter India w/out my visa but not IIHMR). When we told that guy that Shalini has a copy of my passport/visa and possibly Farah's visa he told us to get it to him w/in 24 hours (lol God forbid we're on this campus illegally---afterall we left the US to live here illegally). Then he called this morning in our apartment to ask for Shalini's number...then he hunted down Farah today and asked her for the stuff and suggested that we were in a very vulnerable situation w/out the passport info because God forbid we be kidnapped or be arrested by the police. Honestly though anybody who knows the Indian police system knows that I am SAFER being caught w/out my passport then w/my passport. Atleast that way they won't be able to burn it and prove otherwise...lol therefore passport man has been after us and we are running around the campus trying to avoid him at all costs...if Farah or I don't post again sometime soon then we just may be on our way back to America...imagine that---first Americans deported back to the US!!! And they think that dude w/the TB was a hot story. LA and NY Times are you listening???